sacrificethemtothesquid:

justheretobreakthings:

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

the signs as Parks and Rec quotes

Aries: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
Taurus: Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute. I WANT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF.
Gemini: I think that Comic Sans always screams ‚fun’.
Cancer: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.
Leo: I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.
Virgo: Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know.
Libra: I’m not interested in caring about people.
Scorpio: Ugh. I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.
Sagittarius: No, no. That’s too much responsibility for me. I gotta— I gotta find a way out of this.
Capricorn: Yes. I am a hunter, and it’s ‚You’ season.
Aquarius: My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
Pisces: I’m hungry and my legs are tired. It feels like I just exercised!